I found the cure for the common cold.
Orange Juice.
I am not entirely sure if its the pure fact that drinking so much OJ will just make you pee out a cure or if the vitamin C in it really has healing properties, but from personal experience. OJ is the answer.
So I've decided to do this. Online diary type thing. Alot of people do it, I won't publicize it I swear, but it will allow me to ramble about a ton of shit (like how OJ is the cure all) without all my friends making me laugh and sound stupid.
Today was exams.
Let me tell you how much I hate exams.
ALOT.
but I do love them at the same time.
I mean, its a half day of school, who could hate that.
but as I was sitting in my Economics class, that lump of nervousness came into my throat.
You know the kind you get before you kiss a cute boy or say something potentially life changing.
I was about to puke my guts out.
I still feel unreasonably sick, (and let me tell you, the news isn't improving)
But this leads me to my conclusion.
Me, looking like a hot mess in baggy sweats and an over sized sweatshirt, drinking a Juno sized gallon of OJ.
I don't have much, but I have vitamin C.
And that my friends, is a pretty good substitute for love money fame and knowledge.
So I'll raise this generic plastic gallon high and toast to you.
We all have our secret saviors.
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